
If you are DONE with all the nonsense, then Fresh Out of Fucks is the pen set for you.
Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens read as follows:
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC